Okay...Okay...Okay...I've been extremely pleased my graduate writing program; EWU is great, the professors are great, and the students have been great......
But Spokane...? After almost six months of living here, I just wasn't convinced. I mean, as all of you obviously know Ruth and I have two kids and we can appreciate the slow life I mean we're Mormon for Pete's sake but life on the South Hill?...Come on...I still can't find a decent slice of pizza.
And then something magical happened: Apparently the South Hill is home to wild monkeys that bite people. Now I couldn't be prouder to claim Spokane as my home; home of the wild monkeys. Read for yourself:
Wild Monkey Bites Three
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'Spokanimal'? wow, this has possibilities. what do you call a psychotherapist from spokane? a spokanalyst. how about the subdued population of spokane? soft spokane. or a spokanian with perfectionist tendencies? ...well, you get the idea. 'kalamazoo' just doesn't lend itself to this.
christina, a new game for the next roadtrip.
so, uh...should we get vaccinated before we come visit?
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